Hey there, Daniel here. I am now back in my body. i will admit I'll mis having sweet magic. But oh well. to mark this day, I will be making top 5 worst bomberman bosses.
Bomberman, what can I say? he's a bomb throwing guy who destroys enemies with bombs. I wonder how does he hold alot of bombs. There are stages that are cool, hard and epic and there are bosses that are awesome to fight... mostly. well, there are ones that are just stupid looking, cheap, boring or all of the above. now the rules are I will only add one per game. second, only the games I played. and lastly, no bomberman land bosses. without further ado, let's go!
Super bomberman might be the first bomberman game I have ever played. it's a great way to introduce me to bomberman. I got to the end of the second stage and I meet up with this.
5. Clown mask (Super bomberman)
This is the boss of the second stage. He is so big. but you can only get harmed by touching his very center. no kidding. He takes 18 hits to defeat and each time he takes a hit, he'll shoot in all eight directions, then he'll cry and begin chasing you faster, and then stops and goes back to normal speed.
Bomberman 64 is a jump from the 2D bomberman games. it has 4 stages that you can play and beat in any order you please. you got the garden, the resort, the mountain and the ice land, each one containing the boss at the end. I battled all and I thought one is the worst boss of bomberman 64. Meet Hades. No, not the one from Kid icarus uprising. this Hades here.
4. Hades (bomberman 64)
Hades is the boss of red mountain and a cheap one at that. He has fast punches that can beat hitmonchan's punches and lasers that home in on you. to make things worse, you're in a small circle area and Hades can move around it. there are two ways to beat him. you need to throw a pumped bomb at Hades' head and kick another at the open cockpit to damage it. do this twice and you win. that's not all. you can also damage it by hitting the main body with the bombs. you can defeat Hades two seperate ways! and did I mention he has 5 hearts? one heart takes two normal bombs or one pumped bomb to take it off.
mega bomberman is a game on the SEGA mega drive. the world of bomberman is split into 5 pieces and you must defeat each boss to put one piece back. but it's easier said than done when you go through stage 3. the internet is gonna love this. this boss is a giant enemy crab named glub roves
3. Glub roves (Mega Bomberman)
Glub roves is a cheap boss. First off, he has that bubble attack that not only can stun you upon contact, it can also reduce the bubbles to blowing only one tile it's on. oh, and if he goes to the bomb, he will simply defuse it with his claw. and if you happen to be in the same row as him when he's not doing anything, he'll speed up and chase you like you're prey. oh, if you manage to damage it, it will go into second form, where he moves faster and shoots bubbles in al directions every few seconds. and did I mention he comes back in Bomberman DS?
Pocket bomberman is the first gameboy colour game I ever owned when mum bought me the gameboy colour. it's a really nice portable too. there's 5 stages and five bosses. I got to wind and I met the boss that is annoying.
imagine Ridley, but only in bones
2. Boss of wind (pocket bomberman)
this boss is hard, that I hate him. he's a dry version of ridley, but no epicness. he flies around, ignoring the blocks and he'll throw the bone at the direction he's going. he uses the four bullet move like all bosses in this game do. and he takes 7 hits to defeat. thing is, he's hard to hit that you wish you got the remote bombs with you. oh, and that's not the worst part. it's where he uses two skulls that are so fast and they chase you around. you won't know when he'll use that attack. but the here's the worst part... he's not the worst bomberman boss.
And now, who is the worst bomberman boss I ever faced? before we get to nomber 1, let's recap.
5. Clown mask
3. Glub roves
2. Boss of wind
Before I tell you the worst boss, let me build up some tension, alright? cool.
Super bomberman 3 is a sequel to Super bomberman 2, which is also a sequel to Super bomberman. This game marks the return of bagura and has revived the three dastardly bombers. each dastardly bomber has taken over one world each, the worlds being forest, volcano, underwater, pyramid and winterland. I got through stage 5 and since each dastradly bomber uses his mech to fight bomberman, I wonder what Plasma bomber is gonna use. Maybe a killer snowman that splits itself into balls that rolls around. or a monstrous yeti that stops around, making things fallen. or a ice dragont that shoots ice breath. whatever it is, I cannot wait to face plas-
It's a princess in a cowboy hat. A princess. in a freaking. cowboy hat. OK, Plasma bomber, what the heck?
1. Freezer venus (Super bomberman 3)
That is gotta be the most ridiculous boss I have ever seen. other dastrady bombers have mechs that are more threatening, even pretty bomber. Plasma bomber's mech, freezer venus, looks like a derp. He just made a magical girl wearing a cowboy hat and shoulder plates. Has he been watching a magical girl anime while making this? now for the attacks, Freezer venus moves around, mostly chasing you, uses the tornado that chases you, summons dolls that only go one direction, which is down and rips off the fifth boss of mega bomberman by using ice that only freeze you. Freezer venus, despite her name, doesn't represent ice, besides her attack. I mean, gee, maybe Plasma bomber and pretty bomber should switch mechs. and don't forget people, Plasma bomber is the leader of the dastardly bombers, the same person that uses the epicness that is skeleguard. Plasma bomber, you muppet! Why didn't you make a mech that is threatening?
I am Daniel livingstone and freezer venus is the worst boss I have ever faced.